http://bakersfieldmeltdown.blogspot.com/
http://bakersfieldmeltdown.blogspot.com/
gofundme.com/f/critter-and-castle-fun
Drop the Blue Ice in you pants and eat the Klondike Bar
While you are eating your Klondike Bar, think of me who suffers.I don't do well in the heat, it makes me itch!
The fastest, strongest, lightest, and possibly cheapest small to medium boat that you can make yourself, you will make by the "stitch and glue" method. Use marine plywood only and seal the edges while you're at it.
Everyone that steps foot on a boat, including tiny children and know it all, overbearing types, should get at least minimum instruction (check with the U.S. Coast Guard and sign up for their classes). Everyone needs a job (if the Captain shows weakness, jump her and chain her to the yardarm or check that Mr. Swabby turned on the pump if we start taking on water. Make sure pump intake is not clogged with debris).
You should know that a drowning person cannot ask for help, it is not what we see on television. http://blog.seattlepi.com/sassycitygirl/2012/06/25/what-drowning-really-looks-like/
If you hang off the back of a boat for a ride, the exhaust could kill you.
I think some people on jet skis get caught up so much in the thrill and moment that they just might crash into you. They're flying high with their graceful loops and banked turns as they zoom through the Brownie Scout Swim like a Fish Jamboree. Say they do see you and this is their first time on the jet ski. They see that a crash is pending so they cut the power which also reduces their ability to steer (new models may have addressed this problem.
Never open and enter a void on a ship without properly ventilating first (find out what that means). Steel may have been rusting down there since 1945, consuming all the oxygen. He's been down there a long time, I'll go look = 2 dead mariners.
Man says: "Pardon me old boy, were you in the boat when the boat tipped over?"
Old Boy: "No, you silly ass, I was in the water!"
"Why do people in Bakersfield wear pointed shoes? So they can kick the cockroaches into a corner." "I believe that when I die, I'm going to a garage in Bakersfield."Johnny Carson
Did I say that the heat makes me crabby? It does..
See a trend here? Recently someone sent me some real fudge from Mackinaw Island, Michigan where it is the favorite edible snack besides chipmunk jerky. Mackinaw Island is nothing like Bakersfield. Cars are not allowed, no diesel buses, no monster trucks spewing clouds of black smoke.
Radiation Alert for Bakersfield year 2011
http://www.military.com/video/law-enforcement/police/female-cadet-throws-grenade-at-crowd/3508222711001/
(She was not angry or insane necessarily, she just throws weird.)
#Polymath
Was Manna from Heaven truly found in Bakersfield?
A well know farmer whose name I can't reveal found and reported his finding of Holy Manna far back in the corner of one of his fields.
Scalded Burned Baked Fried Roasted Broiled Toasted and boiled
gofundme.com/f/critter-and-castle-fun
While you are eating your Klondike Bar, think of me who suffers.I don't do well in the heat, it makes me itch!
The fastest, strongest, lightest, and possibly cheapest small to medium boat that you can make yourself, you will make by the "stitch and glue" method. Use marine plywood only and seal the edges while you're at it.
Everyone that steps foot on a boat, including tiny children and know it all, overbearing types, should get at least minimum instruction (check with the U.S. Coast Guard and sign up for their classes). Everyone needs a job (if the Captain shows weakness, jump her and chain her to the yardarm or check that Mr. Swabby turned on the pump if we start taking on water. Make sure pump intake is not clogged with debris).
You should know that a drowning person cannot ask for help, it is not what we see on television. http://blog.seattlepi.com/sassycitygirl/2012/06/25/what-drowning-really-looks-like/
If you hang off the back of a boat for a ride, the exhaust could kill you.
I think some people on jet skis get caught up so much in the thrill and moment that they just might crash into you. They're flying high with their graceful loops and banked turns as they zoom through the Brownie Scout Swim like a Fish Jamboree. Say they do see you and this is their first time on the jet ski. They see that a crash is pending so they cut the power which also reduces their ability to steer (new models may have addressed this problem.
Never open and enter a void on a ship without properly ventilating first (find out what that means). Steel may have been rusting down there since 1945, consuming all the oxygen. He's been down there a long time, I'll go look = 2 dead mariners.
Man says: "Pardon me old boy, were you in the boat when the boat tipped over?"
Old Boy: "No, you silly ass, I was in the water!"
"Why do people in Bakersfield wear pointed shoes? So they can kick the cockroaches into a corner." "I believe that when I die, I'm going to a garage in Bakersfield."Johnny Carson
http://www.military.com/video/law-enforcement/police/female-cadet-throws-grenade-at-crowd/3508222711001/
(She was not angry or insane necessarily, she just throws weird.)
A well know farmer whose name I can't reveal found and reported his finding of Holy Manna far back in the corner of one of his fields.
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